dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
