very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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