The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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