When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I FOUND THE LEGS
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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