oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Randomize
