Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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