I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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