dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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