so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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