i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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