She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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