I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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