The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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