He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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