I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
