We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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