As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
