I am in a vortex of obligation.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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