i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Randomize
