whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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