My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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