Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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