Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
