No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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