What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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