...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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