just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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