they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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