An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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