Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize