We're facebook friends in real life
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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