break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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