I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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