She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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