so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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