your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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