No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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