I feel like I'm in dance class right now
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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