dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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