He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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