Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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