morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you would pick up someone in the library
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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