S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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