Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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