don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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