the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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