just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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