theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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