and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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