ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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