My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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