This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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