Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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