Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
