well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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