Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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