you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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